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Top Sales Growth Posts. Top Employee Engagement Posts. There was a man in a run down neighbourhood with smashed windows. A woman arrived. Some one ought to build a town here that works! And some one did. That someone was Globex corporation. Parking meters became trees. Buildings were replaced with nicer looking ones. A full dumpster overflowing with junk and home to several rabid Clownjas became a coffee shop stall that was run by civilised bistro Clownjas. He ran off. Homer is packing all their things into a carrying vault attached to the car.
Bart is in the car with his siblings and Oscar. He is flying a small red toy plane. Ned says his goodbyes to them and asks If Homer really needs to take all the stuff he borrowed and never returned with him. The Simpsons leave for Cypress Creek. Once they arrive in their new house, Hank Scorpio, Homer's new boss visits and gives them a fruit basket.
They soon find him very kind and welcoming. Makes you strong like Popeye! Ah forget it! I'm Hank Scorpio. Don't bother being formal with me, I don't like that, just call me Hank! You don't like them? Well I don't like these either! Get outta here! See you at work Homer!
Meanwhile Mr Burns is furious Homer broke the terms of his reemployment, that he was to work for the Plant forever. But I could never betray you sir. I'm just an employee of Globex as you are. Oh sure I get a fancier office and I get paid more and oh what the heck.
Yes I own Globex, but I'm just a regular guy like you, you don't have to be afraid of me just because I'm your boss! He then showed Homer his work place.
He was to motivate technicians. If you need any help, I'll be in my office! Hank does a trust fall exercise with Homer. However the phone rings. He picks it up but doesn't realise Homer still thinks Hank is going to catch him and falls over. Somebody ate part of my lunch?! How much of it?! Uh huh. Hold on someone just fell over. I'll get back to you. I'm so sorry Homer! Marge soon found the house and garden just cleaned and looked after themselves.
Even the indoor plants had automatic sprinklers to water them. Lisa explored the forest, there were animals everywhere. She finds a reticulated chipmunk and cooes at it because it's cute. A reticulated chipmunk! Yes you are! However as she skips happily away the owl swoops on the chipmunk.
Poor chipmunk Meanwhile Bart mucks about in class with his new friends. Hugo is scratching himself and sniffing everyone. A Milhouse look a like wants to be his best friend. However the teacher then comes in and starts the class. They are learning cursive writing. Joined up writing. The teacher asks Bart if he knows what cursive writing is. Bart awardly does an armpit noise.
He determines he is extremely behind. Bart is demoted to a remedial class. He encounters a Canadian boy who talks like he's slow in the head, a girl who woke up there after falling off the climbing frame and a boy who admits he burns things.
We're catching up with the other class by working slower then them?! He then does his impression of a cuckoo bird to show he things the class is insane. The other kids copy him until the teacher stops them. Just be quiet Bart, you'll get used to it. Bart sighs and lays his head on the desk sadly. However the boy who sets fire to things slaps him.
The teacher tells the boy off for slapping people. Some of the family are unhappy at dinner, especially Bart. However Lisa is very happy still and Homer tells everyone to ride it out because he likes his new job. No one can pronounce that! Of course! Why didn't I think of that! However he gets a phone call. I am Hank Scorpio of Globex Enterprises! I demand a ransom of Five millions dollars or you will face the consequences!
Homer doesn't seem to care as he's chatting with a co worker in the background. You have seventy two hours! A snowflake SJW was outraged.
The best bit about it is that Mary gets in the hammock with you! I did build all the hammock stores together on one district Meanwhile Marge gets fed up with not having anything to do all day so she starts drinking wine. Dun dun dun! Meanwhile Lisa is in the forest again. She sniffs the flowers. However she finds she's allergic to them and develops hay fever and sneezes. A chipmunk blows dandelion seeds at her. She sneezes a lot. Meanwhile in the remedial class the kids are singing "I like you!
I like me! I'm the best I can be! While playing musical chairs. However the game never removes chairs per round so everyone always wins. Bart sighs as he takes a seat. Homer finds himself in a volcano lair ripped straight from You only live Twice.
He finds Hank at some controls busy. Want any milk? Meanwhile Bart is getting fed up with his remedial class. Especially since Hugo has been demoted to it. He causes pandemonium by biting the arsonist kid. Hank Scorpio has captured James Bont and cuffed him to a table with a laser drawing closer to him, ala Goldfinger. You're gonna die now! However he uses a coin to refract the laser into smaller ones that cut open his manacles allowing him to escape.
But James sprays smoke from his watch at Hank and his goons. Stop him! He's supposed to die! When you go home tonight they'll be another floor on your house! The guards kill James Bont.
The house made that! I even drank two glasses of wine today I was so bored! They put me in remedial class, I'm surrounded by kids with mittens tied to their jackets and arsonists! That night Homer has a dilemma, tell Hank he wants to leave or stay put despite his family's wishes.
Suddenly Oscar appears. Doesn't your boss Hank control everything here? Get him to pull a few strings at Bart's school, turn off all the automated appliances at your house, do something about Lisa's hay fever Homer goes to Hank's volcano lair room. However all hell is breaking loose. The US army is invading and there's a huge gun battle between them and Globex soldiers.
As you can see I'm a little busy with the US government What is it? You'll have to be quick. A bikini clad Globex beauty kills a soldier with her thighs. I know, shocking ain't it? Then there's poor Lisa The teacher was really unnerved though. Although I wished Mr Scorpio didn't have to burn all the poor little flowers Dad. And I bet my cooking was far better than the house could ever make!
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